THE MARKET IS GREEN AGAIN.
SIMON SAYS APE
Everyone knows the game.
This time Simon only has one command.
APE.
See coin.
Simon says ape.
Ape coin.
YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
SIMON SAYS BUY
brain sees green candle. finger presses buy.
SIMON SAYS HOLD
selling wasn't part of the instructions.
SIMON SAYS APE
stop writing the thesis.
SIMON SAYS LOCK IN
the trenches are open again.
SIMON SAYS DON'T JEET
Simon is disappointed in you.
SIMON SAYS SEND IT
game over. next level.
THE GAME CHANGED.
When markets are dead, everyone wants a thesis.
When markets turn green, nobody has time to read one.
Callouts are flying.
Feeds are moving.
Charts are moving.
Normies are coming back.
You see it on your phone.
Your friend sees it on his phone.
The group chat sees it.
Simon sees it.
And then the command appears:
APE.
SIMON SAYS: BUY
(badly drawn phone)
NORMIES NEED SIMPLE.
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see figure 12 → see figure 13 → see figure 12
APE
No complicated lore.
No 47-step explanation.
No PhD required.
Simon says APE.
That's the thesis.
SIMON'S COMMANDMENTS
What's the entire thesis?
SIMON
SAYS
APE
Easy to see.
Easy to understand.
Impossible to overthink.
HOW TO PLAY
- 1.Simon says find $SIMON
- 2.Simon says press BUY
- 3.Simon says HOLD
- 4.Simon says spread the command
- 5.Simon says don't listen to anybody unless they say Simon says
Congratulations. You understand the entire project.
SIMON HAS SPOKEN.
YOU'VE KNOWN THE RULES SINCE YOU WERE A KID.
The market turned green.
The apes came back.
Simon has one instruction.
SIMON SAYS APE.
"you weren't waiting for financial advice. you were waiting for Simon."